Humorous story: rich man and long-term worker

Once upon a time, there was an old rich man who was stingy, stingy, and fond of small calculations. Treat the four long-term workers in the family as cattle and horses; do everything possible to make them eat less, drink less, and rest less; get up early, go to bed late, and work more. The four long-term workers A, B, C, and D, in order not to be chased away by Lao Cai, temporarily make a living, although they are dissatisfied, but dare not speak out; gradually, they also pay attention to fighting with Lao Cai, Learned the so-called fighting art of reciting poems and sentences. In order to let the long-term workers get up early and go to work in the field, Lao Cai tried his best to wake them up. One day, before dawn, Lao Cai did not imitate Zhou Papi's method of pretending to be a chicken to break the sleep of the long-term workers. Instead, they picked up the broom in front of the long-term workers' houses and pretended to sweep the yard, "shua la la, shua la la", deliberately poking the door panel to make a loud noise. The long-term workers knew that since the boss had already woken up, Lao Cai would never let it go if he didn't get up quickly. One by one had to get up in a hurry. When they opened the door to see Lao Cai, they began to recite poems and couplets: A Jia: My boss got up early, A B: Take a broom to sweep; A Bing: The more you sweep, the cleaner A Ding: The cleaner the better! Although the rich man is rich, he has not studied for a few days, and of course he does not have much education. As for the long-term workers' poems, I didn't hear one, two, three; I just felt that anyway, these long-term workers were tempting him and hitting him with poems. But after thinking about it, it doesn't matter, as long as they get up early and go to the fields to work. The long-term workers had just put down their jobs and hadn't even had a bag of cigarettes before they were urged to go to the field by Lao Cai. They wandered along the country lanes and just came to the land. Unexpectedly, the sky was not beautiful, the clouds were overcast, and there was a light rain in an instant. Seeing this scene, they immediately recited poems in couplets: A Jia: The sky is very cloudy, A B: The wind is not clear; Then return immediately. As soon as he entered the door, Lao Cai had a displeased face: "Why are you back?" "It's raining!" After Lao Cai heard this, he was angry and speechless. Lao Cai was furious and thought to himself: After eating my food, he didn't go to work, and he used Xiaoyu as an excuse to oppose me. It's the opposite! I have to call the big boss of the official to teach you a lesson. Let's see if you dare to fight against me! OK, I tell you to go. Lao Cai became ruthless, so he took ten taels of silver and sued the county government. The county magistrate is a corrupt official. He knows that the old rich family has a lot of money. He thinks it is too shabby and stingy to sue with only ten taels of silver; but after thinking about it, ten taels of silver is also silver. ;However, there is no way for you, Lao Cai, to win the lawsuit this time, let's talk about it next time! So, in my heart, I first "decided without trial". The county magistrate was promoted to the court for trial. As the four long-term workers of the defendant, they were sent to the court with trepidation. In fact, they were all from poor backgrounds, poor families could not afford to read books, basically had no education, could not write poetry, and sometimes they could make a few jingles. County magistrate: "Why don't you go to work in the fields and fight against your boss?"Defendant: "The villains dare not go to the ground because of the light rain; they even recited poems and told a few jokes, without any other intentions." The magistrate: "Huh, is this a casual joke? That's fine." , I would like to hear how you recite poem couplets, tell the truth!" The four long-term workers had no choice but to repeat the so-called couplets of "the boss sweeps the floor" and "overcast and rainy". The county magistrate: "It sounds like there is no objection or bad idea in it? That's fine, you can use the piece of bamboo in the courtyard as the topic, and impromptu chant, let the master listen to it!" The long-term workers looked at each other, thought for a while, and started to work. Right: A Jia: It looks green from a distance, A B: A piece of bamboo from a closer look; A Bing: The big one twists the whip (that is, the upper half of the whip) A Ding: The small one binds the broom! Hearing this, the magistrate pondered for a moment and said, "That's right, it's very true, and there's no malice. Well, it seems that you, Lao Cai, are looking for trouble for nothing and disturbing the court; come here, beat Lao Cai 50 slabs hard, in order to lose." Punishment!"

After hearing this, Lao Cai quickly knelt down on the ground, shouted for injustice, and begged the county magistrate for mercy. It's just that this beating is just "cooked rice made of raw rice" in the county magistrate's mind. Two soldiers, holding boards to the left and right, held Lao Cai between them and started fighting. Lao Cai kicked his buttocks, followed the rhythm of the board, hit, kicked... Seeing this, the four long-term workers were secretly happy, and hid their faces and snickered; then they couldn't help but chanted: Ajia: Look at him , Ah Yi: Kick the back; Let's talk about old money, full of bad things, for fear of losing money; racking your brains, scheming, and exploiting endlessly;

Humorous story: rich man and long-term worker

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